Tuesday, November 4, 2008

In loving memory

In loving memory

In loving memory of my 8G MP3 player. Zune accidentally drowned in 1/16 inch of water Sunday night. It was touch and go all the way up till Thursday, when Zune finally lost the struggle. He just gave up and his little light went out. There is an on going investigation on how this accident occurred. It may be ruled a accidentally homicide. A Mrs. MPG was seen drinking in the mustang and left some ice in the cup. The district attorney is not sure how to proceed with any charges if there will be any charges brought in the case. Surving Zune is a whos whos in the music business. Elton John, Billy Joel, Josh Groban, Michael Buble, Elvis Presley, George Michael, Billy Idol, Guns N Roses, Tina Turner, Dwight Yokum, Celine Dion, David Cook, Cher, Paul Simon, Jimmy Buffett, Madonna, U2, Prince, Queen, Phil Collins, Meat loaf, Cindy Lauper, Bon Jovi and so many others. May the zune rest in peace.
Instead of flowers, donations are being directed to the E-bay, ETSY.com or Half.com store to your right. So I can at least replace the Zune Player.

No comments: