Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Monday, May 24, 2010

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Saturday, May 22, 2010

day 6

Watch for strange dog
Watch for crazy cat

Friday, May 21, 2010

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Day 3

I want it
I want it
I want it
I want it
But I didnt get it

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Day 2

Jeez this is hard
So I went to chick fil a and ordered a #1 with a large unsweet tea. They upsized the frys.
I should of eaten the chocolate instead.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Day 1

Oh this is hard Day one no chocolate. I had strawberries and oranges. Not the same. Then I hit the vending machine and got two bags of white cheddar popcorn. Now did that make sense? I was so tired because I went to bed at 2am then I fell asleep the second I got home. Now I wont be able to sleep. Sigh.

The Shapoopie - Tony Shalhoub Bonnie Hunt January 09



Tony Shalhoub on the Bonnie Hunt show explaining the Sha-poopie

Sign on my wall at work

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Saturday, May 15, 2010

gotta see what this penguin does to get out of a tough spot



This really cracks me up! Its a good thing so no worries about the penguin.

Robert Frost

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense." ~ Robert Frost

ha ha ha... like I want to be forgiven for my wonderful nonsense!

for all those guys

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee
right He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked the shit out of him Like his mother used to do

Friday, May 14, 2010

My Hands

They may not be purty but they make art.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Plutarch

"All men whilst they are awake are in one common world: but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own." ~ Plutarch

Ha I am always in my own world

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Connerism

Conner got an eraser stuck in his ear. Goofy kid. He will be at the docs tomorrow get it removed. Hope they are able to get it out. If not then it will be a more serious extraction.

ice cream

I get in a tizzy over the mere mention of ice cream!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

D. R. Benson

"I simply can't understand, why swimsuits are in such demand. They're soggy and damp, and bind like a clamp, and hold about three pounds of sand!" ~ "I simply can't understand, why swimsuits are in such demand. They're soggy and damp, and bind like a clamp, and hold about three pounds of sand!" ~ D. R. Benson

Monday, May 10, 2010

chewing gum is not going to help

dude smells so bad of alchol at work and trys to cover it with chewing gum. oh please
your going to get yourself into trouble working with petroleum products all lit up like that.

that was just wrong

Mickey told George dont forget to wipe your Karen... that is just wrong

break area

Not sure if you can really call this the break area but it has free wi fi... well not exactly free. Some silly person does not have a password on their wi fi. I would only use my netbook for this kind of Tom Foolery!

Sunday, May 9, 2010

There it is... Its on Grandma now its on the wall

you know those little lasers that you point at the cat and they go gaga over the little red dot. Well try it with a two year old. It was sooo funny. It is over here its over there its on Grandma. GET IT OFF OF ME GET IT OFF OF ME GET IT OFF OF ME grandma starts jumping up and down trying to get rid of it. SOOOOO FUNNY. Lucas didnt like it when it got on him. When it got on his mum he smacked her. OOOOPS.

mothers day was lovely

we had a lovely mothers day.
we had lunch with mum
then I went to the grocery store and was her gopher
then we had steak and mac and cheese and beans and mushrooms and corn and reese pie
then i did the dishes (the second round, robo did the first round) and cleaned the toilet. I forgot the rim. I got a lesson in toilet cleaning. didnt really want one to tell you the truth.
I couldnt find my external hard drive to make mum a card I was so disappointed so I cleaned my room and my car and the dinning room.
Then I caught up on some work that I was behind on
Then I predict I will over sleep even if the alarm would go off ever 9 mins for an hour. I hit the snooze twice to many times.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Superman II the directors Cut

I watched Supman II the directors cut and it was so different from the movie. Instead of jumping into the river at Niagra Falls to prove clark kent was superman. She jumps out of the building at the daily planet. Clark Kent had to run with super spead to cushion her fall with tricks and then run back up. Then instead of tripping over the tigers head and falling into the fire pit Lois shoots Clark!!! Then clark aka superman says you know lois if I wasnt superman clark would be dead. Lois says blanks got yeah! ha ha.
It also explains how Clark was able to become superman again after he gave up his powers.
I expected a few extra scenes not scenes to be redone or even left out. Who knew?

Connerism

Conner went with Aunt Kathryn to pick up a pizza. Conner says to Aunt Kathryn this pizza is going right in my belly. Everybody at the pizza place thought that was so cute... but Conner wasnt finished. He continued to say and it is coming right out of my butt!

Friday, May 7, 2010

Princess Bride

Robin and Jason and I went to the state museum after hours and saw the pirate exhibit and then went to see the princess bride and then volunteers acted the movie out as it went along. It was soooo funny! So much fun.

Pictures will soon to follow.

Lucas strikes again

Lucas had a boogie that his mum insisted on removing. He did not like the removal of said boogie. His mum says see I took care of your boogie for you and she shows him the boogie. Lucas trys to pick the boogie up and stick it back in his nose.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Connerism

Aunt + Karen = Miracle