what a pain it is

Do you know what a pain it is to go to bed? I sit on the couch saying to my self I am way to tired to go to bed. Makes no sense? Think about this.
You have to feed one cat in a cage.
You have to feed the other cat on the table.
You have to feed two dogs outside.
You have to open that can of dog food but first you have to locate the can opener. We do not have an electric one. Got tired of them not working properly and the cans falling and SPLAT a big mess.
Then you have to find the flash light cause the light on the porch will not work.
Then you have to go back in and retrieve a plastic bag to remove the doo that your little dog made on the porch.
Then you see the grill cover on the ground and you have to fight to get the grill cover on.
Then you look up in the sky and remember rain.
Then you feed lex and you see your car is blocking somebodies elses car who leaves first.
So you move the car.
Then you are lucky enough to remember to leave the cat out of the cage and she didnt finish her food so you have to put that up.
Then you have to put water in the dogs bowl because it looks like rain and they cant sleep outside.
Then you have let the dogs in
Then you have to put the jammies on an all that other bed time stuff and put socks on cause your feet will get cold
Then you have to turn all the lights off and tv off
Then you have to take the lap top and put in the bed room cause your sister cant keep her grimmy hands off of it
Then you have to tinkle one last time.
Instead you could of been watching a whole episode of I dream of Jeanie on WGN retro night.
That is what a pain it is to go to bed
It is exhausting!