a funny about married life

Let me first say I work at a place that services gas stations and they do not have a real strict dress policy. On with the funny... There is this guy at work who told us the woes of married life. He had two pair of shorts that were missing buttons. He said, he asked his wife several times to sew a button on his shorts. She never got around to it. So he being a man picked up his shorts and was going to take them to have the button sewn on. His wife asked why he had the shorts in his hand as he was walking out the door on his way to work. He told his wife he was going to take them and have buttons sewn on. His wife chewed his butt out (because he was being a smart aleck) and told him to leave the shorts; she will sew the button on. He got home that night and the shorts were lying on the bed with the new buttons sewn on. The dude was wearing one of the shorts (camouflage) today. He lifted his shirt and showed us his brand spanking new button. It was a pink flower button. PRICELESS!